Monthly Archive for February, 2010

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Surfer Blood: Astro Coast

Surfer Blood’s Astro Coast is so good that the first time I heard it back in November, I thought I’d ration my listens. I heard the sunny hooks and sweet riffs and the crisp, lush, beachy textures of its guitar-lover’s paradise, and I knew that this album needed to be a cornerstone of my Summer ‘10 soundtrack. Therefore, I didn’t want to burn myself out on it sooner than August. Then, because Astro Coast is so good, I had trouble rationing. Now it’s mid-February and I’m already well past my 10th listen.  No matter, though: Astro Coast is so good that it only gets better, and I’m nowhere near sick of it yet.

Nostalgia might have something to do with this. Surfer Blood obviously loves early Weezer even more than I did when I was 13. (Note: at 13, when I made a CO2-powered model race car in shop class, I painted this car Blue Album-blue and emblazoned its nose with a mighty winged W.) But Astro Coast is so much more than just a must-have album for people who miss Weezer’s glory days. Otherwise, I wouldn’t keep running back to it. It’s ultimately a stellar debut by a band who should enjoy a bright future playing lovably dorky, arena-guitar power-pop.

Seriously, there isn’t a song on Astro Coast I don’t dig. Each one chills me out and kicks my ass simultaneously.  Some hit me with their greatness right away.  Opening track “Floating Vibes” sets the tone nicely, as its hard rock intro riff segues seamlessly into a breezy tune that belies its slightly snarky sentiments.  Tunes such as “Take It Easy” and “Twin Peaks” add some tropical rhythms which still feel natural within their power-pop surroundings; it never sounds as if the band just listened to Sandinista! the night before and thought, “Dudes, we should totally tack on some Afro-Caribbean flavor in this joint.”

Other songs sounded decent at first, then revealed their greatness gradually, as I discovered more of their secrets (”Harmonix,” “Fast Jabroni,” “Catholic Pagans”). Two songs are over six minutes long and I didn’t even realize it until after several listens (”Slow Jabroni,” “Anchorage”). One is a short instrumental that sounds like The Stone Roses covering Dick Dale (”Neighbour Riffs”).

Then there’s “Swim,” which is one of the raddest songs I’ve heard in the past few years and without a doubt the Champion of Astro Coast. The awesomeness of “Swim” not only makes me wish summer would get here already, but it makes me wish I were 17 again. It also makes me want to sign up for some kind of swimming race, solely so I can blast “Swim” from a boombox on the side of the pool while I train.

Now, most other albums might have to place as song as big and climactic as “Swim” near the bottom of their tracklists. Astro Coast doesn’t have to worry about that. It can place “Swim” all the way up at track 2 and then live up to that for 35 more minutes. You know, like if you heard The Blue Album for the first time and at the end of “My Name Is Jonas” you thought to yourself My goodness, how are they gonna follow that one? And then you found out…it’s kind of like that.

Mayer Hawthorne: A Strange Arrangement

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The first 25 seconds of Mayer Hawthorne’s “A Strange Arrangement” opens with a harmonic and dissident a cappella phrase, titled “Prelude”.  It’s an ear-pleasing way to start an album with Hawthorne’s voice overlaying on top of itself in complex harmonies. It grabs your attention and lets you know that yes, you’re listening to something different. Something you normally wouldn’t, but hang on, you’re probably going to like it.

The next song, “A Strange Arrangement” begins with just piano, bass and Hawthorne’s breathy high voice. Hawthorne’s voice is soothing, vibrato-free and light. He doesn’t have a wide range, or chooses to stick with mid-to-high tones. I reiterate, though, it’s pleasant. His voice is incredibly well suited to his music – strong melodies, simple beats horns, because a soul album is not a soul album without horns. It takes a full 35 seconds until drums come into the song, and shortly thereafter flutes round out the sound.

“A Strange Arrangement” sets the whole tone of the album. It feels like listening to a 40-year-old, lo-fi record. The only thing lacking are record pops. Everything is authentic, every note is perfect. It feels like more of a soul album than most soul albums from the 1960’s. It’s simple, repetitive and emotional.

For me, track 4, “Maybe So, Maybe No” is the best song on the album. It has everything you need in a song: horns, strong beat, classic soul guitar and bass, and vocal harmonies that drive the meaning of the song. “Maybe So, Maybe No” is about not knowing where you stand with the one you are obsessed with. That precarious time where you over-analyze every aspect about that person and you wonder if it will ever work out. Could that person love you as much as you want them to? For anyone who has ever been in love (and lost) this song, and album, will resonate with you. Hawthorne does this while putting exactly the right music to your heart cracking in two.

“Make Her Mine” is a very upbeat and catchy track smack in the middle of the album, The placement comes as a much needed break from slitting one’s wrists or crying in one’s beer. Really, that’s this albums greatest strength, it does not allow itself to become monotonous. Another notable song, “One Track Mind” lyrically makes this feminist want to throw up. A woman spending her man’s money because she can, and he let’s her because, “she’s so fine” is indeed, gag inducing. But here again, the music is so upbeat and fun, that I actually sang along and enjoyed every minute of it.

The track, “The Ills” comes in just second after “Maybe So, Maybe No” for me. A nice fast beat pushes this song , strong horns, and Hawthorne’s super high oooh’s coast freely in the background over his version of a social anthem. Incredibly upbeat in tempo and in melody, you would dance to it immediately if you didn’t take the time to listen to the lyrics. Hawthorne doesn’t say much noteworthy, or that hasn’t been said, about the Hurricane Katrina tragedy. He keeps it simple and concisely acknowledges that bad things happen. What are you going to do about it? Are you going to get back up? Do you have a choice? You WILL get back up, because survival is paramount to the human experience. The pushing beat of the drums steers his vision home, as you can’t sit still long enough to think about your problems. The music is too good, and life is too short, so fuck it. Get out there and shake it.

“Shiny and New” is forgettable. Probably the most expendable track on the album. While it does showcase Hawthorne’s ridiculously high voice, that’s about it. “Let Me Know” is heavy on the piano, filled with choruses of doo-doo-doo-doos, and is much more interesting than the proceeding song. Hawthorne’s songwriting ability really shines when he writes about the darker side of love. The music is more intuitive, lyrically he is stronger, and the listener enjoys reveling in the melancholy of it all.

The album closes with “Green Eyed Love”. Written in minor, this offering deals with being in love with someone that is wrong for you and denying said love. (Who hasn’t been there, amirightladies?) He couldn’t have chosen a more perfect track to end the album. Hawthorne’s chorus of “They say, they say, they say  you’re no good for me, but I know, I know, I know, that’s a lie” mixed with a sick guitar solo and simple piano chords is like putting sprinkles on a sundae.

The most remarkable fact?  He played every instrument on the album, as well as singing every part. This album is truly his baby, and if you don’t like it, the responsibility lies squarely on his shoulders.  I grew up listening to soul and Motown, just like the 29 year old Hawthorne.  Only instead of growing up in Kansas like I did, he grew up just outside of Detroit in Ann Arbor.  He’s well versed in even the most subtle nuances of soul. He’s done his research and his homework well. But instead of just regurgitating what others have done before him, he gives us something new, something special, and something that should have a spot in any soul lover’s collection.

First Listen: Bridges and Blinking Lights’ Heroes, Guns and Snakes

I’ll just go ahead and get it out of the way: I’m not going to fully review this album.  It’s not bad by any means, just a little too long-winded. It’s tough to get through the songs without wanting to skip.  This is just one man’s opinion, of course, but I just don’t understand the necessity of these songs’ length and style.  Such is the nature of music opinion.

Having said that, however, I have to mention (and it’s the only reason I decided to write this first listen) the song “Home Free.”  The song destroys me.  I can’t get enough of it.  The fact the rest of the album isn’t even close to par with this 2-minute gem disappoints me to no end.  I’m talking about song of the year possibility here, people.  You can stream it here or buy the album on its release date, March 2nd.

Otherwise, this is a forgettable album, albiet marked with some good guitar playing and some cool lyrics.  Mostly, it’s filler, but these boys got one right.  And that’s more than most.  If you need me, I’ll be singing. “I got no one to count on me/ I’m an independent revolutionary/ Sing glory, hallelujah/ I’m home free.”

Efterklang: Magic Chairs

Efterklang’s Magic Chairs tells me a couple of things by the end of its first track: one, it’s a record of divine and immaculate beauty, and two, it wants to elevate my soul.  The pianos of “Modern Drift” twinkle like sunlight reflecting off a frozen waterfall.  The trombones and violins glide like satisfied eagles.  Bass drums punctuate phrases like ellipses in God’s thought bubbles.  The voices shimmer in harmony, possibly while the singers close their eyes, drape their arms around each other’s shoulders and sway.  This should be at the end of a trailer for some Best Picture nominee about the triumph of the human spirit.

It’s all so lovely that I wanted Magic Chairs to elevate my soul as much as Efterklang did.  But after 10 spins, we still haven’t made that transcendent connection we were both hoping for.  Is it because my soul is too stony and stubborn?  Or is it because Efterklang’s music and sentiments are about as dynamic as a June zephyr?  Maybe if my soul were more like a kite, Magic Chairs and I really would’ve taken off.

I don’t mean to belittle kite-souls.  Some of my dearest friends have kite-souls.  I’d probably be a much happier guy if my soul were more kite-like.  Then I could totally lose myself in the wispy cloud of melancholy, hope and humility that surrounds not just the opening track, but tracks 2, 3, 7, 9 and 10 as well.  The melodies, rhythms and arrangements may vary, but the lukewarm religious-experience vibe remains, and its impact becomes diluted after 40-plus minutes.  On top of that, the lyrics are usually too vague to add much flavor (”over the top and it all comes down”; “I can go without a weapon or a dream.”).  I’d probably be more enamored with Magic Chairs if Efterklang eschewed lyrics altogether and sang in mysterious Sigur Ros-style gibberish.

A few tracks in the album’s midsection try to broaden and deepen the emotional palette.  “Harmonics” and “Scandinavian Love” approach fanciful joy, albeit the kind of fanciful joy that might soundtrack the main menu of a Wii game.  “Full Moon” feels somewhat haunted, but the song’s ghosts appear distant and harmless, trapped inside faded black and white photographs.  Similarly, the jittery guitars and entrancing, erratic rhythms of “Raincoats” resemble a benign anxiety attack.  It’s as if Efterklang’s uncomfortable confronting their darker places, preferring instead to peek at them from behind a crack in the bedroom door.  For instance, whenever the guitar plays a few dissonant notes after each chorus, the moment lasts barely more than a second, almost as if the band’s afraid that the slightest bit of excess disharmony will utterly destroy the pristine fabric of everything else.

Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with weaving a pristine fabric with your music.  Efterklang does that quite well on Magic Chairs, and I admire that.  But if their aim is also to uplift their audience, they shouldn’t be so hesitant to plunge a little further into the darkness first.

The Knife: Tomorrow, In A Year

Tomorrow, In A Year is ideally suited for 10 Listens. Few bands have banked as much critical adulation as The Knife. By releasing few albums, touring little, and acting strange, The Knife and their impenetrably catchy music are blank slates upon which The Internet makes its offerings. Similarly, the dual concept of TIAY–it’s an opera and it’s about Charles Darwin–are vague and attractive. People with a nose for difficult (opera fans, dilettantes and pretenders alike) and the progressive (Swedes and Knife fans, likely) are sure to love the idea of TIAY. It’s easy an easy album to fall in love with. It’s an easy album to listen to and write an ecstatic blog post before never listening to it again. (How many times have you listened to your copy of Einstein on the Beach?)

After more than ten listens, the album remains very difficult to place. Tomorrow, In a Year is a difficult, confrontational piece. The album would actually be fairly dismissible as a performance souvenir if it weren’t being released worldwide. It may serve superlatively as the melos to the performance’s drama, but as a purely aural experience it somewhat fails to meet the high standard set by the Knife’s previous releases. Yet its ambition is abundant, and its intentions–while questionable–are quite clear. The Knife set out to create a vast, panoramic piece of music befitting humanity’s greatest scientific explanation for the vast, panoramic life surrounding it.

Aside from employing a talented mezzo-soprano, Kristina Wahlin, TIAY shares few traits with opera music. It begins not with a prologue but a song entitled “Intro,” which is little more than chirpy scuttling and loamy noise. “Intro” seems entirely appropriate because it implies a teleological perspective (ie, starting with nearly nothing and ending with… more), yet it also wastes four and a half minutes of the listener’s time.

It seems appropriate to note that the premise of the album, its meaning, is that meaning itself often lay dormant waiting to be unlocked. The fossil record, tree rings, or specific traits of animals are for evolutionary biologists all markers pointing to a broader picture. Mirroring that relationship, much of the album is comprised of noise and sound (it owes its existence to the notion of musique concrète) from which the listener draws acoustical relations. As anyone in conductive extensive field research knows, it is a very boring process to draw together a broader picture from mountains of discrete, seemingly haphazard data. Often, Wahlin’s voice seems to fight against the prevailing mood of the accompaniment. Tracks where she and the melody cooperate, like “Geology,” a song composed of layers of oscillating synthesizers and thin, clattering percussion, only show how odd the music is.

There is something almost maddening about the album. Across a given period, there is contrapuntal play, tone clusters, overpowering synthesizers, and skritching percussion–near simultaneously. And yet, there are moments when the listener’s head sets everything into place, and these moments are transcendentally awesome. The libretto (as it were), is in English, yet the lyrics sung by Wahlin are incomprehensible for the first few listens. But if it weren’t for her, many of the more noisy, painful, dissonant songs would be just that: noisy, painful dissonance. Her piercing voice contributes a human order to an otherwise arbitrarily mechanical soundscape–a technique that is not incidental.

One of the most satisfying listening experiences I had was driving home from work. It was dark and snowing in large volumes. Cars were stopped in the middle of the road because of the combination of oncoming headlights and snow. Even when the going was visible, it was treacherous. I started listening to “Variations of Birds,” which begins with a few seconds of piercing noise punctuated by scattershot synthesizers. As the tones and synthesizers repeat, their period increases and their frequencies oscillate until slowly a beat emerges from the sonic torture. Driving with these sounds blasting out my stock soundsystem resulted in a torturous, shrieking ride that nearly induced hallucinations. Without any strong visual percepts, and with such overwhelming aural ones, my brain started filling in odd color patches at varying depths and distances. I would have pulled over if I weren’t already traveling at less than 5 mph. As the song progresses, Jonathan Johansson and actor Laerke Winther sing the primary lyrics with Wahlin’s voice soaring like one of Rilke’s almost-deadly birds of the soul. There are many such moments in TIAY when out of painful tumult there emerges something approaching serene order.

The songs having as their focus Jonathan Johansson (a Swedish pop musician best known for his somewhat faithful cover of Tears for Fears’ “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” ["Alla Vill Ha Hela Världen" to his Swedish fanbase]), are generally more cerebral. Johansson has a pleasant voice that is often buried under echo and reverb, but it’s disappointingly non-operatic. Likewise, Winther’s voice is not unpleasant, but it’s not as interesting as Karin Dreijer Andersson (of the Knife)’s voice, nor as beautiful as Wahlin’s.

As far as the Knife goes, it’s difficult to say how much of a hand they have in the creation of the album. There is a handful songs that sound very Knife-y (”Seeds” and “The Height of Summer,” primarily), but most of the album sounds very little like anything they have created previously. Perhaps the most Knife-like song is the album’s best song. “Colouring of Pigeons,” was understandably released early to build buzz for the album. Situated roughly two thirds of the way through the album, “Colouring of Pigeons” stands out immediately as (in relative terms) a real banger. It is the first song to have something approaching traditional song structure. It harnesses an actual melody nearly from the beginning. And it is immediately beautiful. Majestic percussion commences the song after a beautiful contrapuntal vocal part and Hildur Gättir’s cello introduce the melody of the song. Once Andersson starts singing, the listener is locked in and captivated. As all the elements of “Colouring of Pigeons” click into place, you finally get the sense that you’re listening to an actual, honest-to-goodness song rather than some kind of confrontational performance art.

Which isn’t to denigrate the achievements of the first half. Throughout, the music is engaging if austerely intellectual. But “Colouring of Pigeons” is music to fuck to, to dance to, to listen to and revel in. You want to listen to it over and over. Unlike much of the rest of the TIAY, which you want to listen to once and put away in a drawer. The dichotomy between songs like “Colouring of Pigeons” and “The Height of Summer,” which is basically a recapitulation of “Heartbeats,” forms the primary tension of critically evaluating TIAY. The album is creative. It makes confrontational noise infinitely more accessible than, say, Merzbow. Efforts like this should be rewarded. But would I listen to it all the way through very frequently? No. A music’s use is as much a part of its meaning as its harmonic structure, and besides accompanying actual performance of TIAY, I don’t see the music having many uses. I tried listening to it driving, running, fucking, working, writing–in a lot of contexts–and I found myself enjoying it for originality and daring more than for how it sounds. I would not listen to the album frequently, but I recommend it heartily to anyone who enjoys good music. Plus, you can always listen to “Colouring of Pigeons” on repeat.

Retribution Gospel Choir: 2

What effect does calling an album or song “psychedelic” have?  Is it like calling a book you can’t understand “post-modern?”  Retribution Gospel Choir’s 2 should be quieter and more stoic than it is, should be less anthemic lyrically than it seems to be and I shouldn’t like it this much.  I do, though.  I love it, in fact.  Does that make it psychedelic? Or just loud and dizzying?  Sure, the swirls of guitar noise and powerful, albeit periodic, classic-rock riffs lend themselves to the tag, but I feel like using the word is a cop-out.

My languorous move away from the adjective in question has everything to do with how good this album really is.  The only song with a major flaw is “Something’s Going to Break.” The intro is over two minutes long and spirals out of control before finally exploding into a full-on barrage that is way too late and way too short.  Other than that, this album is damn-near flawless.   Opener “Hide It Away” crushes the listener with Alan Sparhawk’s forced, overpowering vocals leading an easy-by-way-of-building riff and a fantastic rhythm.  “‘68 Comeback” and “Workin’ Hard” force the issue with blazing riffs in short-and-sweet rockers.  “Poor Man’s Daughter” is one of two more dynamic songs: the pristine ending fades out the instruments as the band regales the listener with the main character’s La-La-Las.  The song is a beautiful summation of what RGC can really do when they want to be dynamic.

The album ends with two gems: “Electric Guitar,” coming in and out of blissful, noisy attacks at a shade under 9 minutes and “Bless Us All,” a creepy, altogether short jam that brings the album home nicely.  Though the last song may sound a little like Sparhawk’s past projects, there’s still an edge as he croons: “The last time I saw that old fag/ Bless us all, Bless us all, Bless us all/ He said, ‘kiss the kids and be a good dad.’/ Bless us all.”  As the heartbeat-like, background drones swell alongside paced strings, he continues, “We buried ourselves in the arms of our enemies/ so the last thing I need/ is a lover.”  I won’t assume to know the relationships he alludes to, but the listener is given, if nothing else, a clear picture of how this album is meant to end.  The amateur psychologist in all of us is beckoned only to be turned away– not unlike we should be.  This isn’t a chance to look into a man’s life; it’s only rock-and-roll.

No song proves the album’s worth better than one of its least dynamic tracks, “Your Bird.”  The song explodes early with a simple, hard-hitting beat accompanying a simple driving melody.  Everything is perfectly loud and synchronized to seemingly leave empty space for the later grinding, building dissonance (as any good three-piece rock band is wont to do).  The song is a reminder that production isn’t everything, but it’s pretty damned important.  In a world where any band, with the right tools, can sound more “professional” than they are, Retribution Gospel Choir uses the amazing level of talent they have and the tools at their disposal to create a war cry against boring music.  “You want to make them shout./ You want to make them beg./ You want to sing your little song,/ well, turn the microphone up…”

RGC are like the older brother in a band you want to front.  They are your father’s record collection.  They are your sister, driving you to school listening to an angst-ridden album way too loud.  They are the reason you started listening to rock-and-goddamned-roll in the first place and they are the reason you continue to do so.  They are the reason you allay the tags and adjectives and go ahead and try to describe 2 to your friends who would rather listen to the album than you raving about it.  Yet, you cant stop raving.  2 may not be perfect, but it’s really good.  And that’s all you need, right?  Yeah, it is.

Midlake: The Courage of Others

Mr. Laughlin, you requested an opening Tirade?  Yes, Kent.  Entrusting the music reviewers of America with a jewel like The Courage of Others was a mistake before it happened.  Yes, it was a follow up that took years.  Yes, it followed an absolute (though polarizing) classic.  No, it isn’t the same Midlake sound that we got accustomed to.  No, none of this shit matters.  If you wanted a review of the last Midlake album, I’m sure you can find it somewhere else, like the first ten paragraphs of all the major review sites’ takes on this new jam.  This is a review of The Courage of Others, and I refuse to fall into the trap of this being anything else.  End of opening tirade, a terrifying vision of things to come, here’s my review.

Midlake’s The Courage of Others is the pinnacle of why my roommate and I started 10Listens.  This was a band with a lauded past taking a chance on a new sound.  They aren’t expanding since The Trials of Van Occupanther.  Instead, Midlake is contracting; tightening like a coiled snake.  Like a white wine and raspberry reduction (the moody darkness of the guitars, the swirls of flutes) with added honey (the vocal deliveries and their rising affectation), The Courage of Others adds to the palate by subtracting unneeded synth and overused harmony.

Don’t believe me? Listen to “Rulers Ruling All Things” and note how together everything sounds.  The guitar and vocal interplay, the brilliant lyrics, the masked building– all of this would have been over-the-top synth and pan flutes and solos midway through that detracted from the flow.  Instead, we get a few measures of detached and elongated notes– the hills of a world they created overlooking the towns they invented.  “Rulers…” is their best song to date.  It is the song that got me past my preconceived notions.

My first two listens, I was just excited to get a new Midlake. They could have added a puppy getting stabbed on vocals and I would have looked right past it.  Never noticed.  Then, in later listens, I was enticed by my bitter, sophomoric tendencies to dismiss the album as boring schlock; a band unable to match their previous, amazing effort.  Then, I noticed the “missing” parts and how unnecessary it all is.  As the band croons “I only want to be left to my own ways,” they speak directly to to the listener.  They didn’t re-record the Fleetwood Mac songs, they didn’t try to get louder or flashier.  They perfected their craft.  Midlake wrapped their scales around their music and squeezed not the life from it, but drained the best juices of its innards.

“Children of the Grounds” draws from sympathetic wells while swirling with building electric guitar.  “So I’ve come to wait/for the end of it all/’til I’m gone from here./I’m gone./I’m gone./I’m gone.”  The lyrics create solemn detachment that bands have tried to author for decades.  “Core of Nature” opens to a circular and insular riffs that conjoin so well to the vocals, a review might say the lyricist sounds bored.  There is nothing less boring than a singer that knows how to sing with, rather than overpower, his/her bands’ brilliance.  Nothing.  I’ll never get bored with good songs.  Perhaps, if I were to take this album at a cursory glance, I could get bored.   Taking it in this many times (much more than ten, I’ll confess) and being this involved, I’d rather review this ten times than listen to anymore albums until then.

The fault of Midlake’s effort lies in their aggressive willingness to continually under-manage their songs.  I recognize that.  “The Horn” cries out for more than the albeit complex opening.  Or maybe it’s less it needs as well– less monotone, less cymbal, less rambling flute overpowering the song.  Could it be that the one song that mirrors their past could benefit from being like the rest of the album?  Yes and no.  In the place of stagnant instruments comes the need for more movement.  The same need haunts the title track.  Where brooding British-style melodies hang repetitiously over us, the guitars should be leading us along the beautiful lyrics more forcefully.  Then again, I like both of these songs and the should-be boring album closer.

Why do I like such repetitive music so widely panned by more popular sites?  For the same reason I write here.  For the same reasons I have never realized my potential at anything.  Perhaps, if I thought my job were to be a cultural attache rather than muse on music, I could tell you that this album isn’t as good as Van Occupanther. I won’t, because it is not my job.  I don’t get paid to write these.  I don’t get these albums for free unless people are nice enough to give them to me.  I haven’t got the profligate’s education on jazz or the ideal ear to disseminate what is supposed to be popular and why.  I know next to nothing about the bands Midlake loves to imitate.  Perhaps, like the main character in “Fortune,” I’ve missed my true calling: “All he was wanting was a bumbling man./ I wouldn’t go.”  I could wax philosophic about the old days of 2005 or 1975 or 1961.  I could go into why this album disappoints or why it will not be a classic.  But, I won’t go.  I won’t fall for the trap of wanting more from a band that so readily provided a beautiful album.  I’ll leave that to the experts, their hands recoiled in fear of never creating anything so fantastic.  Meanwhile, Midlake’s scales slither in circles and I alongside them– because The Courage of Others is good whether I’ve heard it in some other, better woods or not.

First Listen: Massive Attack’s Heligoland

In a way, I’m an ideal reviewer for this album. I’ve never heard Massive Attack. Ever. I’m familiar with the idea of Massive Attack. They have something to do with “the 90s” and “trip-hop.” Back in Santa Fe, whenever a certain friend and I saw a flyer that said the band was trip-hop, we’d split open into stitches of laughter. So in another way, maybe I’m not a very good reviewer for Heligoland, Massive Attack’s fifth album. Without ever hearing the band, I have a caricatured notion of them, a sham-antipathy to their music.

As I listened to Heligoland I took notes on each song, but in retrospect it remains difficult for me to begin to characterize each song. “Repetitive in a bad way.” “Terrible lyrics.” “Syncopated synth bass line lifted directly from 1997.” “Sounds like a chillwave Balkan thing.” “Uninspired.” “Sounds like something from the Matrix soundtrack.” “Did he just rhyme ‘gasoline’ with ‘gasoline?’” “Reminiscent of every late-90s British band.” There were only a handful of songs that sounded like they should have been released in the last five years, and if they were physical objects, you wouldn’t need a very large hand to hold them. The unfortunately-titled “Paradise Circus” is the first (perhaps only) genuinely sexy song on an album that often aspires to “sexy” but settles for “just friends.” It has a guest vocal from Hope Sandoval, who I understand is another 90s trip-hop-ish holdover. It succeeds, though, on its own terms—a relative lack of studio meddling and a light production hand. The rest of the album pushes in ten different directions at once, creating a sort of static apoplexy. By striving for a modern sound, it wears itself out and stays stuck in the past.

Heligoland’s sheer busyness is what makes it such a disappointing album. It’s quite clear that the band looks for something that it just fails to find. Rather than the heterogenous, sophisticated album Massive Attack seemingly tried to create, they end up making a messy, old-sounding affair. Using the same synth patches and clunky bass lines they must have trotted out ten years ago, Massive Attack end up crafting an album that I can only imagine is self-derivative, canon-cannibalistic. The songs lack compelling melodies, the lyrics aren’t much better than what the average high-schooler writes in study hall, and the music is comprised of a bulky mass of undirected attitude. I don’t ever need to hear arpeggiated Spanish guitar over synth sounds and drum machines—especially with flat female vocal accompaniment. I know of a few high-end chain restaurants who would beg to differ, though.

I still don’t have any strong opinion on the band, but I suspect I don’t need any more listens to reach a fairly definitive conclusion on this album (see above). Listening to it has confirmed my every suspicion about the cottonheadedness of trip-hop as a genre, and failed to justify all the great things I’ve heard about Massive Attack. As I listened to Heligoland, I couldn’t resist comparing it to Portishead’s Third. Portishead, another band invariably pegged as trip-hop and pinned to the 90s, superseded genre and age in order to create one of the best albums of 2008, an album that sounded like absolutely nothing else around. Massive Attack’s Heligoland sounds like all the cheesiest music around—ten years ago.

First Listen: Harlem’s Hippies

Hippies is the second album by Austin-based rock trio Harlem, and the band’s first release on Matador Records.  I haven’t heard Harlem’s debut, 2009’s Free Drugs ;-) , but I think I can safely assume that Hippies sounds a lot like it.

It’s not that I didn’t enjoy my first spin through Hippies. It’s perfectly good garage- loose but not too sloppy, catchy but not terribly generic, confident but not insufferably cocky.  I just didn’t hear anything unique about Harlem’s style.

I’m sure I’ll listen to many of the songs on Hippies again.  The album’s just much too long (16 tracks) and samey for me to want to listen to the whole thing 10 times before its April 6th release.  But I probably wouldn’t skip any of these tracks if they came on while my iPod was shuffling.

Los Campesinos!: Romance Is Boring

So this is how the affair ends, is it? Such a shame. Los Campesinos!, a Welsh septet known for their chaotic-yet-controlled ruminations on failed romance (and their frenetic recording; their two previous albums were released within eight months of each other) are the musical equivalent to The One That Got Away. Fans of previous effort We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed may have expected a bit of the same with the new album, albeit with perhaps the precision of an evolving act. They would be sorely disappointed.

I suppose it’s evident in the title! Romance Is Boring. Doesn’t exactly carry the same raised-eyebrow weight of Doomed, does it? Instead it comes off as a reduction of all the ills that plague Los Campesinos! as they enter this new stage of their career: a disaffection with any aspect of life beyond the most cynical self-hatred, an exultation of giving up on any semblance of happiness or excitement and, most of all, a total lack of interest in seducing listeners with the awesome power of seven musicians who can really tear shit up when they want to. It’s a sad, unpalatable boiling-down of Los Campesinos’ brief history. Being in love with life, or music, is shit. So why bother?

Doomed and 2008’s Hold On Now, Youngster… presented a fresh take on a formula as old as Cap’n Jazz; a rambling wreck of guitars, strings and keys clattering in a brilliant unison under the vocals of Gareth’s almost spoken-word soliloquies. It was a cacophony of indie instrumentation but oddly beautiful. If anything, the band knew the beauty of moderation, be it with a full-band chorus of vocals to emphasize the wrenching pain of a certain verse or string-breaking guitar strumming sliding effortlessly into virtuoso fingering when a song verged too close to angst-driven overkill.

Of course Gareth wasn’t the first UK native to pine for a simpler connection between the sexes, but there was something uniquely clever and honest about his lyrics. Here was the lion with kitten’s paws, in love with the idea of romance yet finding nothing in the twenty-first century wasteland of youth culture. He was the smart kid with the kind heart threatening to hurt himself… You realized his emotions were real yet in the end you also knew things would work out for him. Or so you thought.

Instead now we have “Straight In At 101″, a classically Campesinos tune with lyrics as trite as “feels like the build-up takes forever but you never touch my cock”. Perhaps the smart kid with the kind heart hit rock bottom? Not a good look for the boy you thought you knew. Female co-vocalist Aleks (Or is it Gareth’s sister, new-hire Kim? It’s impossible to tell but one of them keeps edging horribly into Riot-Grrl territory) offers this gem on “We’ve Got Your Back”: “I’m sweating off the cheat notes on my thighs; they’re for your benefit not mine”. I don’t know, am I suddenly the grumpy old man on the indie rock block or is this all just puerile nonsense? To boot, we have another bloody reference to “Doe Eyes” (Youngster fans will understand). Could it be a subtle hint to the absolute mediocrity of the effort? Maybe I’m the paranoid old man instead. It’s a real shame because as first single “The Sea Is A Good Place To Think Of The Future” showed, the band is perfectly capable of keeping the killer music while maturing the lyrical content.

At least these three songs have sustainability. I found myself humming them in the shower and eager to play them back during my commutes and workouts. Understand though that most of Boring is the calamity of Los Campesinos without the flashes of beauty. Noodling guitar lines (heavily distorted) and shouts (not nearly as in unison as with previous recordings) seem thrown in as last resorts. There are no ascensions to glory in these tracks; the first thirty seconds of the song are about as good as it gets. A couple of tunes devolve into teetering monologues over silence, chugging so slowly into anti-climactic ends that you almost want to tell poor Gareth to just shut it.

And so it goes that as this assignment ends, I relegate Boring to a spare 50 MB of my iTunes. Several of the songs will be welcome reminders in future shuffle sessions. None will stay with me like some of Los Campesinos’ previous efforts. It was a nice run… I fell head over heels for them and cooled a bit only to love them more. Upon which we reached a crossroads and there it all became clearer: the self-pity, the blemishes, the repetitive content of our interactions. I made the decision that maybe it’d be better if we just went our separate ways.