The whole format of mixtapes is certifiably insane. In preparation for an album or to announce their presence “in the game”, rappers release 25-song extended teasers for free. Rappers record albums to celebrate albums and arrivals. In Jon Connor’s case, this is his 2nd arrival. Apparently, this matters more than we know. He’s angry at labels for wanting him to be different, critics because they don’t like how different he is, and the world for being terrible to him. Connor is an outstanding rapper with an insane flow who does not get enough credit. On some other shit, we have to ban together and stop him from rapping until he picks better beats. To be critical is to hate, so here it is: I hate these beats.
Let’s put it this way: if you use Jon Connor in a mashup, you’d have to make a new, good beat and start from scratch. He’s basically rapping over mashup material, like, it’s a pre-mashup. “Inside of You” is possibly the creepiest hook ever. “Place on Earth” is literally– and I mean the literal interpretation of literally– The Bangles’ song “Heaven is a Place on Earth” with him rapping over it. Seriously. And Connor goes in. He’s killing every song even though some of these songs are killing him. It’s not only that he’s too good for this, not only that he suffers from “every song gets released” diseases, it’s that I feel like I can hear him wincing his way through these watercolor producers. Dude’s an artist, he needs a proper canvas. This shit is parchment, my man needs some walls for murals.
There would be no bad if it weren’t for the good, obviously. “No Apologies,” “No Thrillz,” “The Boom Bap Symphony,” “Gonna Make It” (f/ Freeway) and others show how good Connor is when he gets proper production work. It’s few and far between, but when Connor clicks, it’s magic. Busta says it after the opening track “Someone Like Me”: ‘Ya’ll better get ya’ll bars right.” Busta is wise and Busta is right. If Connor figures out the balance, he will crush the game. He’s hungry, angry and good. That’s a big deal. The best combination of soulful, talented and conditioned to destroy beats, Connor could stand out, but he may have to stand on a pile of rejected beats to get there. I’m waiting impatiently for the time to come.








Time has been harsh on all of us whether we want to admit it or not. The past is, at best, a disheartening trial and error process gone horribly awry at the exact wrong moments. This woman or man at this exact point is but an idea, and as a friend at work told me recently, “We’ll all turn to dust anyway, so it doesn’t matter.” What a boring thought, then, the past. The Wooden Birds have a past. Look them up on the interwebs and learn that past. For me, this is an album that arrived in my hands months after it debuted, but has had a wonderful effect on me, their past projects be damned. They are the proof of a world where style is substance; where lyrics that are mere representations of other lyrics make sense, fit perfectly and craft a world that does not need to matter. Magnolia is an album of repetition and it spills over itself with no overwhelming leaps. Magnolia is a good album that relies on the specific talents of The Wooden Birds and asks nothing more of the listener than to let style serve its purpose. Analyzing is for the weak, we are all mired in our past, forward thinking is for the (wooden) birds. Take the face value once in a while and maybe, just maybe, you can grieve less on your petty failings and just look out the window and smile at humanity. If we are to die, then let “Choke,” “Hailey” and “Sugar” be our funeral marches. This album is a bloodless non-revolution. I’m for it and so be it and all that. If we are to be dust, let Magnolia lead us home. It might be the most relaxed we’ve been in this life since we cried upon entering.